Monday, December 17, 2007

You know there is something wrong with your life...

...when you come to the ER with an earache and it turns out you have a cockroach in your ear.

7 comments:

Kimberly Bluestocking said...

Truer words were never spoken.

Lizardbreath McGee said...

Ugh. Uugghguughgughgugh.

I cannot convey through writing the tremulousness of that ugh.

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Ughghghghg.

Cathy said...

I developed a fetish in Guatemala for sleeping with my ears carefully covered by some of my plentiful hair to keep the mosquitoes from biting me there. It's been years, but I still carefully arrange my hair over my ears before sleeping. Some habits just stick.
The cockroach is almost as bad as last night's dream about opening our back sliding door onto the deck (regularly frequented by raccoons, squirrels, and possums) to see what was eating our cat's food, and having this swarm of mice dash inside, climb all over me (biting as they went) and then disperse through the house. Yuck. I don't usually object to mice, but under the circumstances...

Cathy said...

Huzzah! I just remembered my google password! This means I can post on Kim's blogs again! (Yes, this also indicates that I have many times desired to post, but could not remember my own gobbledygook.

Cathy said...

I developed a fetish in Guatemala for sleeping with my ears carefully covered by some of my plentiful hair to keep the mosquitoes from biting me there. It's been years, but I still carefully arrange my hair over my ears before sleeping. Some habits just stick.
The cockroach is almost as bad as last night's dream about opening our back sliding door onto the deck (regularly frequented by raccoons, squirrels, and possums) to see what was eating our cat's food, and having this swarm of mice dash inside, climb all over me (biting as they went) and then disperse through the house. Yuck. I don't usually object to mice, but under the circumstances...

Cathy said...

I don't really understand why this posted twice...sorry folks!

La negra said...

Funny thing is that you're not the only person I've heard that story from! Oh...remind me to tell you bout the lady who thought everyone had cockroaches....on their person!

Monica